On the day she was born, Julie's father bought her a rifle ... which she's not allowed to have until she gets a husband. That's okay, though. She'd prefer a shotgun wedding.
Julie was knocked out of the National Spelling Bee by the word, tichorrhine, a woolly mammoth. She does not care that tichorrhines are now exinct. Screw 'em.
Julie was once penalized for not spelling her last name "Wright" in a college journalism class. She now wights fiction.
A lipstick was named after Julie, but Julie doesn't wear lipstick.