JULIE ANNE WIGHT

On the day she was born, Julie's father bought her a rifle ... which she's not allowed to have until she gets a husband.  That's okay, though. She'd prefer a shotgun wedding.

 

Julie was knocked out of the National Spelling Bee by the word, tichorrhine, a woolly mammoth. She does not care that tichorrhines are now exinct. Screw 'em.

 

Julie was once penalized for not spelling her last name "Wright" in a college journalism class. She now wights fiction.

 

A lipstick was named after Julie. She has worn lipstick precisely four times.